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From the back issues
One real, genuinely odd news story runs every day — here are the latest editions and the headlines players wrote for them.
- Oct 6, 2026Chirac put a VillePin in Raffarin
- Oct 5, 2026Big Screen(ing) of IdeasBlasphemous Content in Southern Imax Theaters is Out with a “Bang”
- Oct 4, 2026He had a Different View Jack in the DayMPAA Prez Autographs Betamax Tapes, Same Tech he Testified Against Decades Earlier
- Oct 3, 2026Baugh invites tourists to his imaginary country of Molossia
- Oct 2, 2026Langur of the Apes
- Oct 1, 2026Serbi-See-YaMontenegrown Up and Leaving the Nest
- Sep 30, 2026Scottish nuclear missile protests are inert
- Sep 29, 2026Not In-Klein’d to ApologizeAlberta Premier Stands by Suggestive Roast Despite Criticism
How Headlines works
Headlines is a free daily word game. Each morning we publish one quirky real news story, sourced from Wikinews. You read the story, write the funniest tabloid headline you can, and an AI editor scores it from 1 to 10 — rewarding sharp puns and wordplay tied to the actual facts of the story. Then the community votes, and the best clippings top the day's leaderboard. One story, one headline, once a day. Read more about the game and the AI judge →